So I'm starting diet number 9,253,981,321,807,435,677,890,000 tomorrow morning and I am so excited!

Just how excited am I to RESTART weight watchers!?!? I can't freakin' stand it - that's how excited I am! I'm gonna be skinny and sexy again. Well, I can't really say, "again" because I already am skinny and sexy - but just on the inside. NOW, I'm gonna be skinny and sexy on the OUTSIDE too!

Realistically though, I'm not going to lose 100 pounds or anything. I would be so content losing between 50 and 75 pounds. 100 pounds is intimidating and scary, but 50 - 75 isn't that overwhelming. At least I don't think it is anyway. So, we'll see what happens I guess. I have a partner in crime to go with me this time so I'm sure that there'll be much more success in the land this time. Due to the fact that my friend requires the utmost privacy in this matter she will simply be refered to as Lisa (as in DaVinci's Mona Lisa). I am SSOOO EXCITED FOR THIS!!! I think I'm ready to lose some of the extra baggage. My adorable wife thinks I may have gained a hundred pounds since we first started dating five years ago. I've gone up 5 sizes in clothing, and I'm really ready to be able to shop at Target again. Life was so much easier when I could run over to Target and fit comfortably in anything I could find right off the rack. Woo-hoo baby! So, we'll see how this works out.

Written by Jere at 8:37 p.m.