This is for you! Just in case you wuss out on the idea, I'm doing it! Because let's be honest here, talking about internet porn is funny! There's even a song in Avenue Q entitled, "The Internet is for Porn". You can even listen to a little clip of it by going to the website and clicking "audio/video". HAHA! So witout further ado...

Me: are you internet porning it right now?

Me: HA!

Her: ha!

Her: my friend M just asked me the same thing!

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Me: that's comedy!

Her: i've got to do a blog entry about that

Her: simultaneous

Her: asking if i'm porning

Her: hahhahahahahahahahaahha

Her: maybe not

Her: i don't

Her: think i want it advertised on my site that i'm addicted to porn

Her: hahahahahahahhaa

Me: i think that's the longest, and fullest sentence you've ever written me: �my friend M just asked me the same thing!�

Me: and hahaha, yeah, write the entry - it's HYSTERICAL!!

Her: ha!

Her: i'll think about it

Her: ahahahahahahhahahahahaha

Her: the funniest thing is what you just wrote

Her: abut the sentence!

Her: hahahahahahahahahahah

Me: You can start it with, "Okay, so some people love puppies, I love internet porn, and I know I'm not the only person out there who shares this joy..."

Me: HA!

Her: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Me: "To prove this point even more, M and Jere both asked me simultaneously if I were looking at it due to lull between IM's sent and received because normally I just write four words at a time while I IM..."

Her: hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

Her: fu@# that, i'll just copy paste the IMs

Her: hahahahahahahah

Me: "I even responded with a full sentence. It was quite thrilling to be caught like that - quite a little rush. Like the time I got caught masturbating in Catholic school (�cause I'm sure you've got a story like that)..."

Her: omg

Her: hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

Me: you are - you're totally looking at porn right now aren't you!?!?!

Me: hahahahaha

Me: no responce = GUILTY!!

Her: NO!

Her: i swear

Her: working on another entry

Her: in which i describe how i licked myself at sephora

Me: hahahahaha

Her: actually i need to go start dinner

Her: and go potty

Her: hahhahahahahahaha

Me: hahaha

Written by Jere at 3:04 p.m.